Thermal Bear
basically, it’s having s-xual intercourse inside the hide of a bear. it doesn’t necessary need to be bear hide, but it’s best if it is because as the male is ready to -j-c-l-t-, he can get off the woman, point his p-n-s at the bear’s head and yell out “take that you f-ckin’ bear!!”
friend #1: “have you tried the thermal bear?”
friend #2: “…no”
friend #1: “you’re missing out on some good sh-t then”
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