Thermodynamic Miracle
an event so unlikely, it’s effectively impossible, such as oxygen spontaneously becoming gold.
the fact that our parents met to conceive us, and that their parents met to concieve them, etc. to create us as an entirely unique individual is, ironically, almost impossibly miraculous and therefore each individually a thermodynamic miracle.
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