thermometer



when you have reached the level of boredom to type “thermometer” into the google search engine.
i just got a thermometer stuck in my dogs *ss. help me.
technique to make masturbation last longer. when you are beating off just as you are about to bust your nut you stop or slow down for a minute then start beating off again. you can repeat this many times in one session. delayed *rg*sm.
thanks for telling me about the thermometer, now i can beat off for hours.
the act of having one finger up a girl’s *sshole while you engage in intercourse.
“i bang’d her and i rock’d a thermometer.”
an oboe, because of its overall thin shape.
i have to practice that solo on the ‘ole thermometer.

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