when you have reached the level of boredom to type “thermometer” into the google search engine.
i just got a thermometer stuck in my dogs *ss. help me.
technique to make masturbation last longer. when you are beating off just as you are about to bust your nut you stop or slow down for a minute then start beating off again. you can repeat this many times in one session. delayed *rg*sm.
thanks for telling me about the thermometer, now i can beat off for hours.
the act of having one finger up a girl’s *sshole while you engage in intercourse.
“i bang’d her and i rock’d a thermometer.”
an oboe, because of its overall thin shape.
i have to practice that solo on the ‘ole thermometer.
- grand pidgeon
a man who is an extreme advocate of road rage/road type violence, enjoys a good bit of banter over a punch up with a cop. i nearly went grand pidgeon on this c*nt i nearly went grand pidgeon on this c*nt
- erica fisher
the most s*ssy queen to ever walk the planet. she’s such a beautiful awesome girl and everyone loves her oh who’s that s*xy beast i think that’s erica fisher omfg she slays my life!
a s*xy beast that will take everything from you hey look its joesoel keep your woman away from him.
- thats going to itch when it dries
the comment one makes when they, or someone else has a really wet-sounding fart billy: (farts loudly) tom: “d*mn, billy. that’s going to itch when it dries!”