Thesaurus’d it
to use thesaurus.com to find eloquent synonyms for words which obviously do not belong to your vocabulary.
jebediah: “yo bruv! that hot chick tiara totally wants to gobble the goop, as like.. ummhh.. fournikeight.”
demarcus: “greetings, jebediah! you do not even know what ‘fornicate’ means, do you?”
jebediah: “yeeahh… ummhh.. i mean she wants to… ummh.. philander, right?”
demarcus: “you just thesaurus’d it, did you not?”
jebediah: “my point is she wants the d lol”
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