Thetes
the fourth and lowest rung of the social structure of athens during the archaic through the h-llenistic and even roman periods of greek society.
the thetes were given their much deserved rights under the strategos ephialtes as one of his many reforms in athens after the exile of cimon.
history:
the té, formerly “the danté”is a well-known, and ingeniously cool dance that was originated in the spring of 2009 by té and his friends, most commonly known as ab-nation. following the formation of ab-n, a stretch of parties had been attended by the group, featuring té dancing with ladies in such a strange, yet distinctively unique manner which we would soon catch on to and call the té. the dante was the dance’s first t-tle, but it was changed after we just started calling him té. the old name was given to dante’s own weird little jigg whenever he gets excited lol. the té can only be performed when and where there is upbeat, techno/house music playing, and/or when females are present to be te’d.
tutorial:
1)must seek an upbeat, fast-paced song which isn’t difficult to hear.
1)find people lol
2)listen for the techno/house song for a big b-ss h-t or chorus h-t. when it comes, rhythmically begin in sing with the beat and té!!
3)hit the té!! rock right to left with your arms and upper body rocking with even more vigor than the girl’s body itself. make strong, swoll movements or your arms controlling the girl’s body.
4)you must té anywhere at anytime during any techno/house song.
“g, hit the té!”
“we té’in’ in this b-tch!”
“jo, we té’d hard as h-ll to that song!”
“hold up, i hear a té–ss beat! everybody té!”
“they better play some té music or we’re not going.”
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