thick burger


a fat girl, or one who could stand to lose a few pounds
sharon used to be thin in highschool, but she drank too much at college and now she’s a thick burger.

any variety of the no-showering, mustard-chugging, brick wall-fighting people who look like the white mr. t.
what’s up dog? did you see steve last night? he drank a handle of captain’s and headb-tted a mirror. i almost died because i locked him out of the kitchen. what a thickburger.
an erection: a long lasting hard on.
f-ck, dude, i got a m-ssive thick burger at work today p-ssin’ these two hotties. sh-t was beast.
a thick, big boned girl. this includes, but is not limited to, chubby, excessively muscular, and otherwise large girls.
sharon used to be thin in highschool, but she drank too much at college and now she’s a thick burger.
a girl with a nice -ss
power pound them thick burgers!!!

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