Thigh Chili
when a morbidly obese woman with poor hygiene acc-mulates menstruation and diarrhea between her thunder thighs. the chunkiness of the chili comes from the diarrhea chunks whereas the cheese-like stringy-ness comes from the uterine lining expelled from her v-g-n-. this disgusting mess cooks and rots between said woman’s thighs, and the cottage cheese looking cellulite craters act as mini crockpots for the fermenting process.
blaise: hey matt, can i get some thai chili?
matt: sure blaise, would you also like some thigh chili?
blaise: what the f-ck i thought we weren’t going to talk about that!? everyone f-cks a fat, unhygienic b-tch in the -ss while on her period after eating taco bell
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