the gratuitous act of using one’s thighs as ear m-ffs, for a lover or friend, while offering at the same time the v-g-n- as an effective eye mask.
thighm-ffing was in order when meredith forgot her ear plugs, kelly obliged by wrapping her inner thighs over meredith’s ears and -ssertively pressing her warm v-g-n- over meredith’s eyes as a soothing sleep mask.
- free slurps
not paying to get your d-ck sucked ayy girl you gonna give me some free slurps
a rodent the size of a squirrel with chipmunk descent and facial features of a rat. known for the squirrelish acts and desire to eat anything. often seen in shady places or dark alleys and under porches. man, that skittermunk dun bit my nail off. them skittermunks ran off with my porch.
someone that doesn’t notice me “oh her? she’s just stdnm”
- thompson family
the most boring family you will ever meet. reads books for fun, even the dog sleeps all the time. gets mad when you take a shower and eat all there cr-p. also they are duds. if you take a shower in the thompson family house u might not come out alive
- tijuana tuneup
when your vehicle is running poorly, one holds the throttle wide open to redline for a long period of time in hopes that it will fix it mexican#1: hey amigo, is your truck road worthy yet? i need a ride to the store for some tequilla? mexican#2: not yet. i tried giving it a tijuana […]