things that sound dirty but aren’t


swiffer
pianist
tortellini
k-mquat
monkey wrench
manhole
condiment
masticate
s-xtuplet
woodc-ck
job site
he masticated his tortellini near his manhole, and then swiffered the whole job site clean.
masticate
jaculate
t-ttular
t-tter
bangkok (a city)
ipsical
epadermis
penal
wenis
i was masticating during lunch in bangkok and somebody saw me and said i was being rude.

things that sound dirty but aren’t

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