things to do in ur buddy’s room
a couple fun ideas:
– make pancakes and then share them with your dog.
– build a blanket fort.
– organize their books alphabetically by the last letter in the t-tle.
– play monopoly with your alter-egos.
– cook meth.
– read through one of their books and then rip out the most important page so they’ll never know the ending.
– pour honey on their underwear.
– frame them for murder.
things to do in ur buddy’s room:
their mom
get it??? like do their mom in their room!! hah! what a zinger!
but really, don’t do that. that’s messed up. just shoot some heroin or something like the rest of us.
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