Thinking-Cap


when your dumb -ss is so dumb that you need to wear a helmet when doing normal activities such as riding the short bus or sleeping. also, randomly dropping face first out of nowhere may be a side effect.
dave’s dumb -ss fell straight out of his chair the other night and ate carpet, luckily he was wearing his thinking-cap.
condom
time to put on my thinking cap.

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