Third-floored


one is third floored when one hears exactly the wrong part of another’s conversation.
person 1-“hot chocolate is really good, it’s like angel blood.”

person 2 hears only “angel blood!”

person 2 is third-floored
to be third-floored is to walk by a group and catch the one phrase of their conversation that makes your imagination shut down.
-walking by some people, minding own buisness, from the group: “it had feet on its head, okay?” -to yourself-“third floored.”

-heard over a crowd: “and i said, use a condom before you rape me!”

-as you walk by some people, they hear: “but humans aren’t meat flavored goo! oouuchh, they were third-floored”

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