third knuckle shuffle


1. the act of s-xually arousing a female by completely inserting one (or more) fingers into her v-g-n-, i.e. the third knuckle.

2. the act of s-xually arousing a man by the use of the hand, i.e. handjob.
1. when i went to drop off suzie last night she started blowing me and she squirted all over my leather seats doing the third knuckle shuffle!

2. maria and i were watching tv, and she wouldn’t let me get into her panties but she did the third knuckle shuffle on me.

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