Third Lap Bullshit


when all the sh-t goes down on the third lap in mario kart. the kind of sh-t that drops you from 1st to 8th because someone got a blue sh-ll and used it while you were in mid-air.
i almost got 1st in all 4 races, but some third lap bullsh-t happened on rainbow road.

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