Third Person Stalker


someone who does not have enough courage to stalk someone themselves, so they employ the help of a close friend to stalk you for them. hence, third person stalking.
guy1: dude whats up
guy2: hey, you wanna follow this really hot girl on facebook for me?
guy1: nahh, i don’t third person stalk.
guy2: great. now i need to find another third person stalker.

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