thirty seven
the amount of times that a woman can realistically get f-cked in one day without her p-ssy lips swelling up as big as jimmie walker’s lips. if said woman attempts to exceed the advised coital limitation she could be subjected to a raw, sandpaper like sensation coming from her v-lv- that would cause her to walk bow-legged for the rest of the day.
i was so h-rny yesterday, i f-cked my girlfriend thirty seven times.
an -ssload, a sh-tload, a whole f-cking lot!!! so many of any one thing that you have lost count.
the stupid f-cking telemarketer has called my house thirty seven times trying to get my business!
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