This Can’t Be Life


1. when something is so completely unbelievable/ridiculous that it doesn’t seem real.

2. when some f-ckery takes place in your life to the point where it seems surreal.
josh: dude, did you see justin biebers p-rno with megan fox?

matt: wtf, this can’t be life!!

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so, today i almost got bit by a dog, raped by rebecca black, i lost 5 thousand dollars, then my dog died. this can’t be life.
a lovely drink originating in grease 2012 on the small island of ios. created by a trio calling themselves oof, this can’t be life consists of one shot of absinth, one shot vodka and a can of redbull. this drink is well known for getting its victims sh-tfacingingly drunk very fast.

this lovely c-cktails name is derived from its tendency to leave its victims thinking “this can’t be life man”
dude 1: hey what would you like to drink?
dude 2: make me a this can’t be life!
dude 1: idk man your only a heavy weight drinker and this creature here is only recommended for the very greatest of drinkers

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