Thock


from the show tim and eric awesome job, thocks are a blend between socks and a thong, for men who want to look s-xy with their socks on. they come in a variety of designs and can be worn like normal socks virtually anywhere.

the design is composed of an ankle sock, with a triangle of fabric going up from the ankle to the calf; leaving the sides of the calf exposed.
thocks combine the s-xy allure of a woman’s thong with the comfort and reliability of the gentlemen business sock.
verb- the act of spanking a woman’s v-g-n- with a rapid series of open palmed slaps, usually as an act of foreplay
“martha loves it when i thock her before sticking it in.”

“i won’t finger a b-tch, but i’ll thock her silly.”
the sound of a racketball hitting someone in the forehead.
::whack!:: ::thock!:: yowza! i done been thocked! someone dun did thockedme! ma! come ‘ere! i been thocked! look addit! that thar mark dun come furm that thar durned ball!
the male thong or g-string equipped with an oversized cod piece at the front for stuffing a sock down. due to the stuffing implication may also be used to describe having stuffed up
also known as bogan briefs
“is that a full thock in your trousers or are you just happy to see me”
or as stuffed implication. “you’ve really thocked it up this time”
the biggest imaginable male unit, mainly due to the fact that that the “th” stands for thick.
kyle decided that young lady needed a serious “thocking” to.

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