a poor south african boy, who tries so hard in life to be accepted by his friends. the only reason people are friends with him is to have a go on his cousins
oh, that thomas afford kid is so annoying, but his cousins are fit
pants that exceed the garment industry’s ability to be defined by size. “holy megapants!” john exclaimed to susan when he saw a lady in m*ssive denim slacks. susan replied, “no, i think those are more like gigapants!”
- bored af
i know you are bored but what the f*ck are you doing here if you are bored af, u suck
- norwegian slip and slide
an ancient norwegian compet*tion where a whole bunch of naked men slide down a mountain and fully penetrate a man before they reach the bottom and use him as a sled i lost the norwegian slip and slide last night and i’m very sore.
a blond, short, f*ggot, that has no brains and the g*yest haircut known to man kind. “quit being a drezdin”