thomasville slicker
thomasville slicker is the act of using oil to lubricate the -sshole of your girl. once the -sshole is effectively oiled up you take her to the nearest thomasville with baseball bat in hand. bend her over one of the beds in the thomasville and proceed to b-ttf-ck the sh-t out of her with a baseball bat until security comes and asks you to leave.
joe: “hey boss, how was your weekend?”
mitch: “it was alright, me and my girl ran a few errands at the outlets. i ended up giving her a thomasville slicker though, which was pretty nice.”
joe: “dope”
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