Thong Bonus
when a waitress receives a greater tip because her thong is showing out the top of her pants.
in related circ-mstances, it can actually work in reverse and punish those who shouldn’t be in a thong.
al: “i just gave the waitress a $7 tip off a $10 bill, even though it took forever.”
ricky: “why?”
al: “because i could see she was wearing a pink g-string and i saw it heading down the crack of her tight -ss when she bent over…had to give her the thong bonus.”
ricky: “totally.”
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