thonk


used as a replacement for the curse word “f-ck”. term coined on october 20, 2014.
get the thonk out of my house, my parents will be home in 5 minutes.
when a man staddles a woman’s torso and slaps her face with his semi-erect p-n-s
i like to thonk your wife before i bang her.
a thong lost in someones fat -ss. (donk)
“dude she gotta a donk so big that thong looks lost in there!”

“man thats what you call a thonk cause indiana jones couldn’t find that thong lost in that fat -ss!”
a thong lost in someones fat -ss. (donk)
“dude she gotta a donk so big that thong looks lost in there!”
“man thats what you call a thonk cause indiana jones couldn’t find that thong lost in that fat -ss!”
see think, thank, thonk
please look up think, thank, thonk

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