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• Hairy egg

  similar to your average dingleberry, only this is a larger quant-ty of feces attached to even more hair. friend 1: why do you keep picking at your -ss? that’s gross, you got a dingleberry or something? friend 2: nah man, i got a hairy egg. friend 1: …wash that sh-t off, literally.

• Crayolering

  the act of spitting brand name crayola markers out of ones mouth gracefully (usually towards a webcam). many people use this activity as a p-ss-time when they are extremely bored. “oh my zeus! that was very good crayolering you just did johnny!” “phineas! why on earth are you crayolering in the middle of the night?!?!”

• Brock Cocked

  a c-ck with a permanent scar on it’s shaft from masturbating too much. he brock c-cked his d-ck to look like texas!

• Bulgarian Popsicle

  you rub your d-ck along her -ss crack, then she sucks you off with the essence of sh-t on your d-ck. dee-lish! i was going to f-ck her doggy, but i needed a bit more head so i gave her a bulgarian popsicle first

• creamed corn rows

  old white person with corn rows last time i was a the nursing home i saw a dude with creamed corn rows.

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