thornament


graphic ornamentation consisting primarily of “twisted and winding viney things”
“today’s decorative leanings, however, appear to lean less to the geometrical than the overtly botanical. i’ve partic-p-ted in judging several juried exhibitions this year in which i’ve seen a preponderance of twisted and winding viney things, which i’ve taken to referring to as “thornament.”” – jessica helfand, april 11, 2006 10:35 am, design observer
thornaments are christmas tree ornaments that stab you while you are hanging them on your tree.
where’s jay? he’s at the e.r. he had a really bad thornaments accident while tr-mm-ng his tree.

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