Thorpedo


nickname of australian superstar swimmer ian thorpe, the most decorated australian athlete at the olympics with 5 gold medals. spelling derived from last name and definition from both his incredible speed in the pool and his trademark black bodysuit which he wears to all his compet-tions.
even with the help of the thorpedo, the austrailian relay swim team could not defeat the us team.
guy with large p-n-s
betty took it up the -ss from a thorpedo, now she can’t walk!!
1. a douchebag.
2. a person who looks like a giant p-n-s.
1. bro, you ate the last of my cluck-u. you are such a f-cking thorpedo.
2. alec baldwin is a thorpedo.
a long, thick, black object heading towards your -n-s at a average speed of 60 mph. usually hairy. -ss explosive power after penetration.
man “my -n-s started bleeding when the thorpedo hit me”

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