any type of std or just feeling sick after being around and or messing with a thot. treatments include a night of chilling with your main b-tch and or main n-gg-s. if not treated the infected victim will become a thot for life.
“man i should have never went to the club last night! i was dancing with amber cole and her friends and now i don’t feel good. i think i have the thot flu.”
“man why is carl all up in my girls dms man i thought we were cool?!”
“oh sh-t don’t mind carl bro he got the thot flu last week he can’t help himself.”
- tiger rodeo
when you’re about to get laid with that drunk chick you just met, lay a little bit of tigerbalm on the outside part of the condom. try to stay as long as possible inside. may the best man win. tiger rodeo last night i broke my official tiger rodeo record.
crazy like a rave. beautiful and out going. always trying to do good for someone and will give you their heart. but if done wrong they will retaliate. i want to meet tilee.
- tootsie roll mustache
(noun) fecal mater on your upper lip obtained after performing -n-l c-nn-l-ng-s (often in the form of a tootsie roll canoli) bieber was giving me some good tootsie roll canoli and i gave him a little tootsie roll mustache in return.
- town drunk
the life of the party who also happens to f-ck up alot of sh-t at the party town drunk usually has a good time until he/she knocks a vase over the man or woman most known in your particular munic-p-lity for drinking. normally homeless, normally seen drunk (even in the daytime). the hobo with a […]
- tranny jesus
a gay icon that goes by the pseudonym conchita wurst when not preaching to the m-sses. closely related to jesus christ, the turn of the millenia jewish hippie socialist who taught people not to be -ssholes. yet subsequently gets blamed for all the -ssh-l-s who claim to follow him. tranny jesus is sometimes seen as […]