Thoughts and prayers
a useless phrase uttered in times of sorrow or tragedies. requires the bare minimum of effort because they are too lazy to get involved and actually do something physical to help with the situation at hand but want to come across as if they actually care.
death:
1: “my uncle died today. :(”
2: “thoughts and prayers.
tragedy:
1: news: “there was a m-ss shooting at a school. several dead and many more injured.”
2: a-typical self described religious person: “omg! how horrible! thoughts and prayers!”
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