thousand dollar day


n. a day in which you could tell everyone you know that you would give them a crisp, new 1000 dollar bill, if they gave you a phone call, and yet, no one calls. had mostly by emo kids, because they want to talk about their problems, but no one wants to listen.
man, it’s such a thousand dollar day.

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