thousand pound touchdown


when a team is winning, by a lot, they run a play allowing the big guys, who normally never get a chance to run the ball, to run the ball in for a touchdown.

the play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.
yeah, we were winning 56 to 7 at the half, so we put our defensive tackle in to run the ball. when he got it, our defensive ends ran with him. i swear to g-d the ground was shaking as they ran down the field. it really was a thousand pound touchdown.

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