Threadtard


one who disrupts the pace, ryhthm and progress of a facebook thread by means of their insipid, irrelevant or offensive comments.

a person who by virtue of their lack of wit or perception, inability to grasp sacrcasm or innuendo or refusal to add meaningful or interesting commentary, can single-handedly bring a successfully flowing thread to a brake-squealing halt.
allison: that was some funny sh-t that got posted last night!
rhonda: yeah, until that threadtard jumped in and sent the whole thing spiraling into the cr-pper.
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gina: n-body puts baby in a corner.
doofus: that’s from dirty dancing!
allison: no sh-t, threadtard!

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