threat level 1,000


when someone hot is spending a lot of time with your crush. especially by posting a lot of pictures on facebook together. usually doesn’t end well.
friend-“man who’s is that girl, she’s so hot”
me- “i don’t know, but she’s all over his facebook wall. she’s a threat level 1,000!!”

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