Three car rule
the unwritten driving rule that if you’re pulling up to a stoplight and right lane is empty, you are not not turning right, and the left lane has less three cars then you move over to the left lane.
this d-ck in front of me didn’t abide by the three car rule, now i’m stuck at the longest light in the city.
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