three cheese alfredo
the act of three bros simultaneously -j-c-l-t-ng into the hair of a ladyfellow.
bro1: hey bro, i’m having a party tonight, wanna come?
bro2: ehh… dunno. i think i have plans.
bro1: come on, we’re making three cheese alfredo…
bro2: oooh my favorite. who’s the lucky lady?
bro1: your mom.
bro2: so not clutch.
one of the many things guys can do with each other when they’re all secretly gay, but too p-ssy and insecure to admit it.
three guys gather ’round a girl and simultaneously c-m onto her hair.
three guys, all naked, jacking off together. if that isn’t latently h-m-s-xual, i don’t know what is. the girl doesn’t change that, and is obviously a front. take her away, and you’re presented with exactly what they all wish it was.
guy 1: i was in a three cheese alfredo yesterday. it was so hot.
guy 2: especially when you got some splatter on yourself, right?
guy 3: … hey!
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