three cornered doormat


term used to describe, in casual conversation the unshaved female pubic region or “lady garden”. often creeps up in conversations involving those brought up on the m4 corridor in the uk.
“so, how did the date go last night me old china?”
“well, put it this way sunshine, i was down on her three cornered doormat soon after coffee was served”.

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