Three-Eyed Salamander
noun – similar to the s-x act known as the three-eyed turtle, but with the theme being tongues; a tongue in each hole of a woman; a limber woman bends over holding her ankles while one person makes out with her, one person performs c-nn-l-ng-s upon her, and one person performs atm (a rim job); eeewwwwwwwwwwwwww… maybe….. not……. ummmmm…….
government warning: (1) according to the surgeon general, women should not perform the three-eyed salamander during pregnancy because of the risk of birth defects.
(2) performance of the three-eyed salamander impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
(3) because its just f-cked up…….
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