three hole punch
the act of penetrating a woman orally, -n-lly, and v-g-n-lly at the same time.
when the g-ngb-ngers eventually tired of taking turns, they started a three hole punch.
1. an common office tool/school supply used to put three holes along one side of a piece of paper for easy insertion into a three-ring binder.
2. a s-xual euphemism for copulating all three orifices of the female anatomy.
i gave your mom the ol’ three-hole punch last night.
1. a commonplace piece of office equipment.
2. mitt romney’s favorite s-xual position.
very often, women require a good old fashioned three-hole punch before they will fit into a binder.
when a straight couple -ssumes the sixty nine position, while the man gives her the shocker and the woman blows him simultaneously.
it started it off as just a bl-wj-b, but within seconds i was giving my girlfriend the three hole punch.
a heteros-xual s-xual encounter within which the male has s-xual interactions with all three of the woman’s orifices, i.e. f-ll-t–, v-g-n-l s-x and -n-l s-x. also known as the “three ring circus”.
i would love to three hole punch her all night
see hat trick
i gave her the three hole punch on my desk.
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