Three Laws of Grant Sex
the three laws of grant s-x are a set of laws that define the limits and possibilities of grant s-x. they are as follows:
law, the first: at least one of the two partners in the act of grant s-x must be a grant as defined in the second law. the non-grant (or if both partners are grants, then both partners) partner must not stop until the grant is completely satisfied and has experienced an -rg-sm, or until the grant has told the partner to halt.
law, the second: the grant must be within strict guidelines, these guidelines include and are not restricted to(can be changed at any time): the grant must be a male h-m- sapiens; the grant must be of at least 20% german heritage; the grant must meet at least 50% of the criteria of either type i, type ii, or type iii grants. if they do not meet these guidelines, or if they meet these guidelines then for more than 2 months in a row do not meet them again, they shall not be called grant and are not allowed to have grant s-x with a real grant.
law, the third: the grant has the absolute final say in whether they will have grant s-x with another h-m- sapiens. the grant will be respected and, if disrespected, all federal, state, and ethical laws have lost influence and the grant may do whatever he chooses without consequence; for a maximum of 45 seconds.
grant police: stop citizen, you are in violation of grant s-x law, the third. all citizens are required to know the three laws of grant s-x.
grant: thank you sir, i will take it from here.
-beats the person to death in just under 40 seconds-
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