three legged bird


bizarre fetish. where a sl-t takes three midget dudes. one in the -ss, one in the p-ssy and one in the mouth. the inverse of neptune’s trident.
dude 1: “man i saw some weird p-rno. this dirty chick did three legged bird with three of the seven dwarves.”
dude 2: “that is sick. lend me a copy.”

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