three meat salad
disambiguation:
three meat salad can refer to high protein health food,
or to s-xual acts involving multiple male partic-p-nts.
ensure clarification to avoid unpleasant situations.
yesterday james and dave came to my house for a three meat salad and it was not entirely what i was expecting.
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