Three or More Affectations Rule
this rule states that if someone has three or more affectations from the neck up (i.e. garish scarves, ostentatious earrings, extravagant nose rings, designer gl-sses, gaudy facial hair, etc.) is probably an attention-starved pr-ck. it is strongly advised that attention-starved pr-cks guilty of violating this policy cease and desist at once.
guy 1: look at that guy and his ridiculous mustache, gl-sses, and scarf.
guy 2: yeah, he is definitely breaking the three or more affectations rule.
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