Three Point Piss
a three point p-ss happens when a guy is sitting down to take a dump and realizes he’s gotta take a leak. depending on the placement of his w-ng and the available sp-ce between the toilet seat and the toilet itself, sometimes a direct spray will split the uprights between the seat and the toilet- spraying p-ss all over your pants.
dude, i gotta go home and change. there’s too much sp-ce in between the toilet seat and the toilet and i three point p-ssed all over my khakis.
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