three-quarter life crisis



the depression, ennui, and disorientation experienced when, for the first time in your life, you lose your job and you are over the age of 55.
jane: “wow. i cannot believe that after working for the company for 18 years, they eliminated my position, without so much as a warning. i have never lost a job before! ”
d*ck: “sounds like ageism to me. welcome to your three-quarter life crisis. sucks”

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