the depression, ennui, and disorientation experienced when, for the first time in your life, you lose your job and you are over the age of 55.
jane: “wow. i cannot believe that after working for the company for 18 years, they eliminated my position, without so much as a warning. i have never lost a job before! ”
d-ck: “sounds like ageism to me. welcome to your three-quarter life crisis. sucks”
- backround check
checking on someone’s past work experience all we need to do is a backround check on you, if it goes well, you will be offered the job.
- pulling a john bates
when you look someone straight in the eye and ask the dumbest question possible as if you are sincere with your question knowing d-mn well the answer. going to the loan officer at the bank and telling them you have a 400 credit score with multiple chargeoffs, no job or income and you live on […]
spoon maker, and is italian that cuchiara is working hard
–a petacateta is what every the f-ck you want it to be; cause you want to blurt some random sh-t out but you dont want to think too hard cause you are stoned, p-ssed, sad, glad, rad etc.. just let it flow!! –“hey babe ive asked you 3 times, what you want for dinner, b-tthole!?” […]