Three Second Massacre


a m-ss killing exactly three seconds long, done by the three second walrus, that glittering fiend! they are very hard to escape, as the walrus will always have the element of surprise, so take scar’s advice and be prepared!
“omg, eric and his brother were murdered by a walrus! it was a three second m-ssacre!”

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