three sharts to the wind
you are so blindly drunk you shart yourself, henceforth, you are now known as; three sharts to the wind.
combination of ‘shart’ and ‘three sheets to the wind’
mr. man: …whats that smell?
drunk man: sorry mate, i’m three sharts to the wind over here.
mr. man: ah.
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