Three Toed Cheesy Tree Badger


a previously unknown badger species whose natural habitat is northern queensland, australia. the three toed cheesy tree badger is a shy animal, small in stature, but makes up with a ferocious thirst for v-g-n- and lsd. the three toed cheesy tree badger is usually the culprit of mysterious early morning acid disappearances.
cletus: alright, everybody stop. i’ve lost the trips.

bob: settle down man, it’s gone. i saw a three toed cheesy tree badger scuttling about half an hour ago.

cletus: f-ck.

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