Threw My Web


to have an -rg-sm, where the end of your w-ng is exposed, thus resulting in -j-c-l-t- flying across the room as if spider man just threw a m-ss of webbing
oh man, did i tell you about the time i threw my web into jessica’s fish tank?

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