throat goblin
similar to a p-ssy troll, a goblin that is placed in a young womans throat to prevent premarital oral s-x.
i wanted jessica to go down on me last night, but i’m afraid she might have a throat goblin.
Read Also:
- Crotch Meeting
when a co-worker comes to your desk, while you are in the sitting position, and stands or positions themselves in such a way that you are at eye level with their crotch. inappropriate positioning of the genitalia at the office place so your face is level with someone’s junk. “i had a crotch meeting with […]
- Cross-Hammock Blowie
when the guy is on top of the hammock facing down, and the chick is underneath facing up giving a bl-wj-b mariah gave greg a cross-hammock blowie the other night.
- Crossover Utility Vehicle
a vehicle type strongly based on the mini-van geared toward baby boomers and soccer moms who deny their natural aging and can not come to terms with owning a mini-van. “it’s not a mini-van its a crossover utility vehicle”
- CRP
clinical research physician usually its a business t-tle, that is given to a person who holds a medicine degree and/or a specialty board most likely works in a pharmaceutical company or in a medical manufacture for any medical or pharmaceutical supplies one of his main responsibilities is to report any side effects or adverse events, […]
- Hobo Handwash
thoroughly wiping your hands on your -ss to get rid of an even worse smell that’s already on your hands. frequently employed by hobos to get rid of the smell of weed or human neglect. d-mn, the smell of the stogy is still there. better do a quick hobo handwash.