Throat-Kick-Jab


an attack consisting of kicking someone in the throat, while simultaneously jabbing them, again in the throat. it is an extremely difficult attack to master, especially if your opponent has a short neck. it can also be dodged by walking sideways. like a crab. very effective against giraffes.
i was fighting with jim, and i tried to throat-kick-jab him, but he sideways crab walked and i missed

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