Throat Yogurt


slang term for male -j-c-l-t-.
if you’re feeling a bit parched, i’ve got plenty of throat yogurt for you.
the human man’s white gold, plain and simple. the seminal fluids released from a man’s c-ck en route to a girls esophagus.
steve’s mom was hungary so i fed her half a pint of throat yogurt.
s-m-nal fluidl; c-m; j-zzum
“peter north just pumped a pint of throat yogurt into that chick’s mouth.”

or

“robbie likes to wrap up his workout by guzzling a cup of korean throat yogurt.”
a thick fluid that is ejected from the depths of a man’s sl-t monkey into the throat of another, which automatically gives meaning to the term. this is usually accomplished directly from male p-n-s to female throat.
alright jane, lip lock my sl-t monkey and get ready for my throat yogurt!
when your load gets caught in a dying chick’s throat and it cultures itself into reproductive vanilla yoplait. often extracted through munging (see munging definition in urban dictionary).
man, it was a b-mmer when cemanda od’d while she was sucking rich’s c-ck, but in the end it did make some tasty throat yogurt.
refers to a human males s-m-n (the yogurt) being -j-c-l-t-d directly into his partners throat.
when a human male -j-c-l-t-s while his p-n-s if fully inserted into his partners mouth.

“hey babe, i’ve got some yummy throat yogurt for you”
s-m-n from a man’s p-n-s;milky like substance used to target a females chin;
hey liz do you want some throat yoghurt in ur face?
yes please nigel try and hit my chin

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