thumbach
a stomach that’s been reduced to the size of a human thumb by means of bariatric surgery, or the surgical procedure itself.
“he lost sixty pounds in two months after getting the thumbach, but now his skin sags to his knees.”
“‘yes, virginia, ‘thumbach’ rhymes with ‘stomach’.”
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